#ItsHardToChooseBetween functional alcoholism or crippling depression.

Ahhh shit, everyone bust out your tinfoil hats.

It's a hard life doing casework for juvenile delinquents; but sure as God's got sandals, my autographed Rhett & Link poster helps me through.

I never learned how to count. #WhyIDontCareIn5Words

Do you Grayden take Treesa...#MillennialWeddingVows

I'll follow you anywhere...Instagram, Twitter... anywhere. #MillennialWeddingVows

#InMyRomanceNovel Ally Sheedy walks right past Emilio and plants a sloppy kiss on Anthony Michael Hall.

#IGoogledMySymptoms; turns out existence IS pain.

The Myrtle Beach Boys #LessSexyBands

You've made it Link Neal. You've popped up on my meme feed.

#WeCouldBeFriendsBut you don't watch Game of Thrones.

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Turned one of my favorite craft brewery coasters into a Qi wireless charger! #jwwoodworkswv #brewdog #resin #woodwork #woodworking #wood #woodcraft #woodisgood #handmade @ Boaz, West… instagram.com/p/BxAd-YLg7eN/…

#got #GameOfThrones

I've got wood. #CaptionYourCameraRoll #jwwoodworkswv #wood #woodcraft #woodworking #woodisgood #handcrafted #homemade #woodwork #handmade #cuttingboard #burl #redwood

We've lost yet again. #BestMovieLineEver

I can't even start an online match without making my console crap out. Fix your garbage game before peddling it!

Can't imagine how this happened: x.com/hwinkler4real/…

This hasn't aged well.

Listening to traitor joe on YouTube and the app suggested a TedTalk titled "This could be why you're depressed or anxious." No one asked you YouTube.