THEN WHAT *ARE* YOU?!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT *MEANS*

YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE OF YOU? ... CAN I TAKE ONE BACK WHEN THAT GREEN DUDE SWAPS US AROUND?

PLEASE? I'LL PAY.

FINE. I'LL JUST STEAL ONE.

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, HUH?!

YEAH RIGHT. I'LL SWAT YOU OUTTA THE SKY BEFORE YOU EVEN GET A CHANCE.

I HAVE BOMBS, HAMMERS, AND A COUPLE'A DROMES. YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED!

I'VE ALREADY PLAYED THE CAMPAIGN, FUCKER, I KNEW ALL YOUR TRICKS FROM THE START! No Gyro Boots, alas, but I can make do with more arms!

Haha, I do, actually! From getting choked! With fUCKING TOILET PAPER–!

I DON'T KNOW THE WRITING IS FUCKING AWFUL

SHUT UP, LAVA LAMP

LEAVE BIDOOF ALONE!!!!

THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING YOUR LAVA LAMP MINIONS.

...D'you mean it?

Swear on your life?

Hm! Alright, then! Apology accepted.

You've got my word! / she's taking one when she leaves.