This looks damn impressive Jeffrey Siebert Six Flags Over Texas

lol, so now my drivers license info has been stolen thanks to @hertz and their data breach. Time to find that class action lawsuit…

Oh U.S. Postal Service USPS Help you never cease to amaze, make it make sense.

.Verizon Support I can hear you now, I’m in sos mode. Why are you so horrible now?

Hey T-Mobile y’all up and running cause @verizon isn’t. Asking for a few million friends.

Universal becoming six flags with the same ride at all parks!

Watching S29 E2 of #thefirst48 on A&E and I see an officer in Tulsa that I went to high school with locate a missing (unfortunately deceased) person in the woods. Nice work by all on this case. Jason White

So long @verizon, hello T-Mobile. Signal and speed at my casa is already significantly better. I can actually walk out of my place without dropping a call.

Nice little giveaway on this inside day. #BedBathandBeyondisBack

Hey Texas DPS why does it take 4 weeks to get an appointment time for a simple DL renewal? Good thing I have a passport, no way the new one comes in the mail in time. For fucks sake.

So Canada cheats to gain spots in the Olympics and the committee does nada? Theres zero consequences The Olympic Games ?

Me looking for those advertised $49 Southwest fares

WTF is this halftime show? #SuperBowl

Hey Texas DPS do better. Appointment for 12:20, check in at 11:55. An hour later an I’m still an hour from getting help. Whats the point of an appointment?

I’m not even going to get upset with Southwest Airlines for this wifi barely being able to send this since Starlink is coming soon. Elon Musk

After the last three years of mediocre at best food options at Maddie Gras and HHN, Universal Orlando Resort has stepped it up. This year’s Mardi Gras food offerings are infinitely better with the Salmon from the Chile and Coconut Flan from the Puerto Rico booths being top notch.

I’ll go ahead and take my prize for best photo of the week Universal Orlando Resort

Well, it’s official, @seaworld has become the new Six Flags with single trains ops, 25 minute waits, long dispatch times, and two lanes at security. How the mighty have fallen.