Federal public servants are set to return to the office 3 days a week this fall. No word yet on why they need to work so hard all of a sudden.

London Drugs was forced to close its doors after it was victim of a “cybersecurity incident.” And they’re only equipped to treat viruses.

Loblaw president Per Bank said in an interview that if one person really dislikes Loblaws, that's one too many. He also said that if 3M people hate Loblaws, that's a Tuesday!

Quebec has unveiled a $603 million 5-year plan to protect the French language. Does that mean they’ll pay us all to speak French?

A boycott of Loblaws potentially has thousands of shoppers taking their money elsewhere in May. It's expected to last a few days until people accidentally shop at a NoFrills forgetting that's also owned by Loblaw.

Starting in September, Ontario will be banning the use of cellphones in school classrooms, because the Apple Vision Pro is just so much more efficient.

Beverage giants Coke and Pepsi are driving the worldwide plastic crisis. This, according to a study sponsored by Nestle.

During a live performance, Ellen DeGeneres addressed the rumours of a toxic work environment on her show. 'People hear what they wanna hear!' she said in between knife tosses at an intern.

More Canadians are reportedly eating food past the 'best before' dates as grocery costs rise. So be careful to check the label for the new 'technically still edible' date!

The Canadian dollar could sink to 50 cents in a decade. Or if you want you can just go to the grocery store and it'll feel like that right now!

The condo market in Toronto has a reportedly hit a 15-year low. How low? They're all basement apartments now.

A musical about Tim Hortons called 'The Last Timbit' is coming to Toronto this year. And the reviews are already in! It's old-fashioned and plain.

The Toronto Maple Leafs lost to the Bruins in Game 3, and now trail the series 2-1. Woaaaah…is anyone else getting déjà déjà déjà déjà déjà vu?

Manitoba is set to lift its ban on homegrown recreational cannabis. 'Finally!' said a bunch of Manitobans doing it anyways.

According to a new report, if you buy a used car from someone in Canada, there's a chance it's stolen. But if you buy it from a used car dealer, there's a chance it's a STEAL!!!

A Canadian couple photographed what some say could be the Loch Ness Monster. It’s the second most unbelievable photo of the week, after the one of the Leafs not choking in the playoffs.

Trudeau dismissed a plea from doctors to reconsider his capital gains tax change. Boy, that guy better be eating an apple a day right now!

A new study shows that people change their idea of when 'getting old' starts, with answers ranging anywhere from 65 to when you sit down to tie your shoes.

An ostrich at a Kansas zoo has died after swallowing a staff member’s keys. The zoo will be closed temporarily, or at least as closed as it can be with no keys.

Canada Post is refusing to collect banned firearms for the fed's buyback program. Probably for the best! Can't imagine how they'd handle a gun after we've seen how they handle normal mail.