Still no luck with work experience for my 14 year old daughter. Needs to have her placement sorted next week to take place in July 2024. She's interested in Art & would like a placement in Bury/Rochdale or Manchester city centre- can anyone help? 🤞

🤣🤣🤣 Took me a moment...that's the day I'm having! Thanks for this Dan.

Would be really great gift for my wife. Merry Christmas.

Learnt how to fix a kitchen sink yesterday when my wife snapped the drain screw due to rusting... love being able to do this and not having to rely on others for repairs, who said an old dog can't learn new tricks!

Learnt how to fix a kitchen sink yesterday when my wife snapped the drain screw due to rusting... love being able to do this and not having to rely on others for repairs, who said an old dog can't learn new tricks!

So glad my thermometer is not accurate!

It's officially Christmas in the prep room! 🎄🎅

First panto of the year - Beauty and the Beast at HydeFestivalTheatre last night. Amazing show. Funny. Curtesy of a students' (who stared in it) parents. Thanks for a great night out!

New crazy golf at Metrocentre Newcastle and got hole in one on 19th hole. An excuse for coming back as if I needed one.

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I am gobsmacked. A girl in my y7 form wrapped this up in lined paper and sellotape and gave it to me for Christmas. How adorable is that???

I absolutely know how that feels, said that once or five hundred times today alone, but not just to y11s!

Had to do a double-take on these two watches! 2 questions sprang to mind... 1) who has this kind of cash to splash out on what seems to me as an ordinary wrist watch? 2) WHY would anyone splash this amount of cash on an ordinary wristwatch?

Getting notifications, but not loading any messages from twitter (X)

Still not loading pictures on twitter, though am getting messages (sometimes!)

Who wants the hottest proof around? I have one to giveaway to one lucky person. All you have to do is RT with hashtag #TheMercyChair and be following me. Winner randomly picked on 31st Jan.

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We said a very sad goodbye to my dear, sweet boy, Pip today at 2pm. 15 yrs of pure joy. Of great fun. Lots of love. He will be missed greatly. Rest in peace, my beautiful, wonderful boy. The house has fallen silent, the pain of loss is strongly felt.