In order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed you pretty much enter God Mode

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I did the math, the math said it was a terrible idea, so I bought the house anyway because it made my wife happy.

Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.

Mr. Beast goes into hiding after a mysterious Polymarket position worth tens of millions emerges that he doesn’t survive the year.

“Sorry, Lady. Blame Netflix.” 💀

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

The Rock not on Epstein or diddy list prove me wrong

I know this sounds crazy but I have strong suspicion that these fools are time traveling

What the fuck is this video man

when you realize that posting for one person on your story is the modern equivalent of gatsby throwing massive parties in hopes that daisy would notice from across the lake.

You cannot leave the sauna before anyone who was already in there. Pass out if need be.

This is wild work 😂

My favorite thing about Clavicular is that he does mеth and stеroids so he maintain a weight and strength within completely average bounds.

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This story is actually insane: • dude drops $2000 on a DJI robot vacuum like a lunatic • refuses to use the normal app like a peasant • Sammy Azdoufal fires up Claude to crack the API so he can drive it with an xbox controller • Claude delivers the goods • pulls an auth

Knife to the flight attendant’s throat, she’s crying and screaming for her mama when a random (or not so random) passenger says, “my turn,” trades spots, strips the blade, and drops the punk with police. Bravest move on in an airport this year. What a hero.

No this was actually dope

Best pyramid theory we have right now