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@215ryanbrooks

Assistant to @DjCosmicKev Aspirin' assassin FT super-hero PT Villain Accidental sex symbol Master Friendzoner

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My mom: “How’s your cramps?” Me: “Much better” Mom: “You know what would make them go away?” Me: “What, birth control?” Mom: “Being pregnant!” Me: 😳😐

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The fact that someone looked at a PURPLE onion & labeled it a RED onion and it actually stuck, is why I have trust issues now! lol