Tbf there’s nothing more London than hating it and everyone in it fairly regularly. 🤣

'You must be very disappointed by the election results. Have you thought of resigning and giving someone else a chance?'
'Not really, Prime Minister'

Newsletter! Have a gander for an excerpt from my upcoming Nirvana book and me trying to explain what my head feels like. open.substack.com/pub/marcburrow…

As a special treat for #StarWarsDay , here's a very rare piece of writing, first (and only) published in the Bath Evening Chronicle on April 22, 1978. A memo to the Emperor from the Death Star's chief personnel officer, one Terry Pratchett.

#Maythe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #GNUTerryPratchett

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You know in Cabaret (the movie) when Brian says “Still think you can control them?” as the beer garden sings “Tomorrow belongs to me”?

That’s how it feels watching Keir Starmar coming out with increasingly brazen transphobia, to the silence from his vocal supporters.

We made a music video! Here's the video to our song Carry On Up The Chartists, available on our EP of the same name, available everywhere. youtube.com/watch?v=4e_bjx…

HE WAS BEWILDERED BY THE COUNTRY ENGLAND WAS, THAT WAS THE POINT OF HIM, BEWILDERMENT. CAN SOMEONE GET CONNIE BOOTH TO EXPLAIN THE FUCKING COMIC ENGINE OF THE FUCKING CHARACTER 'THEY' WROTE? 'sake

me: i would like to buy a meal deal

co-op: okay

me: i'd also like to buy a funeral

co-op: okay

me: i'd also like to buy tickets to a gig i'm never gonna see

co-op: ur not gonna believe this

'... and then two Conservatives were turned away at the polling station ... and wait for it ... no honestly ... one of them was Boris Johnson.'

#VoterID #LocalElections2024 #dogsatpollingstations

Well it goes some way to making it up to her, but it’s still not good enough imo.