When Angel Reese gets her own meal at American Deli >>>>>

Come on 5:30 with your funky ass!

I just heard Pooh shiesty mama talk and that boy ain’t never stand a chance

It’s so crazy how much of that BS traffic in the city be from taking these kids to school

CRAZY: Taris Reed Jr. played 2 years for Michigan and 2 years for UConn. Those 2 schools won 3 Championships in those 4 years. He didn’t win any of them.

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

Mf’ers in the grocery store don’t give a damn bout personal space

I been sitting in the car for a hour I need to get out in go in the house

I find myself to be more happier in life as the number of people in it decreases. Am I the only one?

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Forgetting the napkins on his forehead is crazy but this man have the heat and the pressure 🤔

The shirt yo grandma used to give u when was u spending the night at her house

This is why I don’t eat breakfast I’m in this office fight for my life tryna stay awake

Sometimes I think Kevin was right in a lot of instances

Allergies lining me up with haymakers and body shots today

Every body of water I find when I pull up got private property signs posted everywhere. Somebody lying all this shit ain’t owned. Bitch catch me if you can.

My dawg!!

Thank you Lord today my Friday because these mf’ers on my last nerve today.