Just got this email from my lender 👍

Anyone know anything about valuing cemeteries? Heard it's a dying industry. But seriously hmu

“Compete with yourself and root for everybody else.” — Candice Millard

It's taken a week+ for me to open a business banking account. Still long Eth

No sympathy. Cut out beer and TV time, pick up an intellectual/creative hobby.

Chunk of wood flew out of an excavator’s bulldozer and dented my car while I was looking at a site today. He said he’d prefer it didn’t go to insurance so I asked if he had any clean fill and he does. Looks like we’re making a trade and that’s A ok with me.

Got this comment back from a prospective tenant on the LOI: "Please add language that we have right of first refusal to purchase property at a discounted rate of 15%." Thinking of countering with 15% higher rent

Less cantaloupe in fruit salads 🙏

The best way to get what you want in life is to deserve what you want. Well said.

Love to see it

“Being a developer is kind of like that Escape Room horror movie” well said

If it's a video call, turn your camera on

Seriously 😂 The Babylon Bee