the sky is pink and you have time

Oh you couldn't reach me yesterday? Yeah I was feeding the ducks with a bag of oats and keeping my 4yo cousin from getting bitten by a goose. Yes this was/is a live stream.

What about three year associates degree? Where do i fit in this stat? I wouldn't mind it if everyday was sunny and warm like today though

everybody ripping off Steely Dan these days

Free feet because its such a nice day. Went to the gym, got a nice sandwich and a huge pickle for lunch, walked the dog, washed the underside of my car and polished my exhaust tips (poorly) 🌞❤️🌞❤️🌞

If I apply here do you think they would let me figure out a living situation in co before starting bc that would be so tight

When you block all the accounts that post ads on here, this is what you get. AI bulk nitrile glove video.

Dorks will shoot isolated UV-B rays at an obese, inbred rat and come to the conclusion “sun bad.” Then you’ll walk outside in some of the first UV of the season and feel like you’re levitating. This is why you don’t listen to dorks.

Took a handful of supps this afternoon and it definitely contained The Vitamin because I’ve been feeling like That Nigga all day.

Turned over a stone. Hella bugs.

Just ate 4 chicken fingers, two small chicken burritos from Aldi, some cubed mango, and a bar of dark chocolate. Intense hiccups. Was i poisoned?

Modern day Seinfeld: Jerry dates a woman named Julia with views on the Middle East he hates but she has a giant rack. Kramer stockpiles barrels of crude oil to sell for a profit but didn’t realize it can’t go in cars, and now has to try to sell it back. George tries to make

“whats your plan if society collapses? I think woods and just wait it out” relapse then blow my head off. Not doin The Road stuff sorry. My life was stupid when society functioned normally. Im not getting into gun fights over wet dog food. Just some heroin and eating a 9mm thanks

You’re allowed to hit the gym then drink an XL black coffee and blast Ain’t It Fun by Paramore and be swarmed with gratitude to the point chills run up and down your back muscles (which are massive because you lift hard with good form) and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle

I might actually kill myself at this point

Im like hey what's up hello

I too have metal outlet and switch covers. Much like a hospital or police station.

Cool. "Protector". Okay man.