Ask the girl. Shoot the shot. Launch the business. Run the ad. Quit the job. Take the risk. When you’re 85 years old and on your deathbed, you’re not gonna wish you had fewer crazy stories.

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting your name, like why does this happen

Caution! Do not take dietary advice from this guy

On January 8, 1815, Andrew Jackson and his Tennessee Volunteers faced off against the British military at the height of its power in the Battle of New Orleans. Against all odds, the battle was a RESOUNDING American Victory — and symbolized the power of the Rugged American

Damn

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

You need to be Abraham-maxxing > mustered 318 trained men > defeated four kings > personally blessed by Melchizedek > direct line to God > wife so beautiful kings tried to steal her > had a kid at 100 years old > father of nations > rich in livestock, silver, and gold > willing

Embrace the penguin.

You only get one life. Why make it boring?

In ancient Ur, when the king died, his servants were killed with blunt force and buried alongside him. Don't be a modern servant. Live as someone's extension and you'll be buried with them. Build your own empire and stand on your own two legs.

Never understood unskippabke ads, is this supposed to convince me to buy your product? You're just being an inconvenience for me instead.

when life is so cooked you start spending your free time like this:

Went to the barber this morning and got brutally tanmogged. I think I'll sit outside non-stop for the next month

Hello I own 300 books and my screen time is 9 hours a day. I haven’t read in a week. And I just bought more books

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago: “When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.”

200 mg armodafinil, no sleep

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

What the fuck does this even mean?