❛ Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. Sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ—ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ && ᴜɴᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ... ❜ ——— — ᴍᴀᴅʀᴇ ᴅᴇʟ ᴅɪᴀᴠᴏʟᴏ sᴛᴇssᴏ. #JJBARP. // #MVRP. ; inf. ⇲ { ↻ + ♡? }

𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏-𝑷𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒇. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓. 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒊𝒆. ◼ 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 ◼ 𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐞 ◼ 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟑 & 𝟓 𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 ♡

My dick is hard and I have depression

Aw yeah, dumbass time. He's calling 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈. 💥. "I'm going shopping for a new gun, mine keeps jamming no matter how I try to fix it. You should tag along."

。 ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( Gio booby ) ( Giorno titty ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ 　 　 ( Hubby honkers) 　　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯

"Apparently Guido found my tits. I haven't seen them in years, myself. I wonder how they're doing without me."

My husband reverted into a child again :/

Damn it. He can't take it anymore. Mista knocks on 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈. 💥's door at 2AM. He knows that fucker is awake.

Omg Bruno had twins

オセロしてみてほしい

𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙖 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙢 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙗𝙞𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙈𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖 𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙪𝙨 𝙫𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙥𝙞 𝙈𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙞

I miss feeling fly like a G6...

"Nooo don't kill me you're too sexy haha" - Mista during the Rigatoni fight probably idk

Husband is back!!! Alexa how do I tell him I've kissed Rigatoni multiple times.

Yeah, uh, he's just not gonna tell Giorno about Rigs. They're in an open relationship but he won't be happy.

Everyone asks me, "Mista, why is your ass so fucking delectabley thicc?" My answer? I shoot them.

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ⠀⠀ we are ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ⠀⠀ ⠀ gay ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

dhmu just got my bullet insulted

no.