It’s the anniversary of when I got a scam email saying I lost my financial aid which led me to enlist in the military 🤓

Do yall remember

The hyperpigmentation-😭

Wait a minute... if I get off on getting you off, and you get off on getting me off, then who's flying the plane?

This is the last time I go to a coworkers BBQ

raw next question

a lady was caught doing witchcraft during the superbowl game

i just learned from a psychologist that when a man falls asleep first next to you it means he feels safe and trusts you to go through his phone while he sleeps

📸

“can you mix benadryl and alcohol” can you read a novel by the fire? can you stroll down the beach at sunset? come on

I used to be so tan </3

feelin blu