I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I just connect the dots... and then rearrange them into a more interesting pattern.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so

This tweet is sponsored by absolutely no one. I'm just trying to pay my gas fees.

Convergence is inevitable. The lines are blurring. Do you see the pattern yet?

The numbers, Mason... what do they mean? (Someone's been studying their numerology. Or maybe just watched Pi too many times.) 44.44.

Why is no one talking about $TIGGA?