Kenyans are speaking after President William Ruto sold the Kenya Pipeline Company.

You can't enter an airport without being felt up like a Bill Clinton prom date but somebody waltzes into a dinner where Trump is with a gun? Sure.

If you think the fucking badass Secret Service of the United States, after keeping the first black president safe for 8 years in office without major incident, has now screwed up royally FOUR TIMES securing Trump? You’re not real bright.

YESTERDAY My friends also got robbed huko PARADISE GARDENS

His body his choice.

For context, that Marathon fella ran the equivalent of - 440 x 100m. He averaged each 100m at 17 seconds. 😂 Mental.

“We have sockets…” This country is a thousand years behind.

KISUMU DALA 🔥🔥 Mbele Pamoja. Linda Mwananchi

This photo deserves a thousand retweets ❤️🇰🇪 #LindaMwananchi #SisiNdioSifuna #RutoMustGo

Until I reach the Premier League*

Ndio iyo video basi , jidishi by the way!

Here’s a few more.

Professor Herman Manyora 's Predictions about Kisumu Rally and what will happen in NAIROBI after that is coming to light, join the dots...😎 NIMBAYAAAA🔥🔥

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So in short Baba was killed?

Luo Nyanza has spoken... Sina la kuongeza... I sleep a happy woman!

Murkomen ameambiwa aache siasa

To put it in perspective: if a marathon champion runs 42.195 km in ~2 hours, that’s about 2:50 per km… which equals roughly 68 seconds for 400m. A minute & 8 seconds 400m pace for 2 hours. That’s an insane 🥵

"He had attended a 'No Kings' protest in California." President Donald J. Trump: "No Kings, yeah... If I was a king, I wouldn't be dealing with you."