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You have to get down on one knee and offer the palm of your hand. I was taught this method by Kunikida-san.

I've lost my white tie....

Ranpo has named this my corner ever since I sliced Kunikida's book in half....halves.

[There are potatoes in his pockets.]

Kenji gave them to me. They will be warm and protected. [He held on out.] They taste good. [There's a bite mark.]

Ranpo said my alter ego should be referred to as royalty. Queen seems gendered to me.

And? I am grateful for them. Brings back childhood memories. This one is not rotten.

芥敦

[He takes it out and stomps on it.] "Possibly poisonous."

"Why are you, as an idiot, speak lies?"

"Where is your proof?"

I lost part of my tooth. Should I glue it back on?

I will kiss the next tiger I see

I'll kiss you too. Oh autocorrect.

K!ll I meant k!11.

Not if I end you first.

It was a typo. Do not get so excited.

This is the final day my alternate universe persona gets to breathe.