Drinking enough to not at all comprehend the specific activity currently going on in the Olympics, but feeling confident I could do it.

What are we supposed to be doing? FINANCIAL ANALYSIS! What are we actually doing? driving to the store for tequila

HuffPost Go fuck yourself

Desperately want to quit job to go back to full time gambling. Full time gambling is what forced me to get a job.

Hitting the IPA sweet spot for ideation.

At least we have memes.

woke up around 130am, saw the news and market dump, opened a levered long, popped two tylenol pm, had a dream about partying in the forest with marco rubio and guy fieri, woke up, profit

feels good

The Epic Fury content from the WH is making me wish I had accepted my military academy nom when I was a kid instead of becoming a bitch ass white collar remote worker who is deeply addicted to gambling on digital assets 🫠

The market will regulate itself. I’ll take 9.

Florida man things.

Yes dear.

At least I know myself.

A moment to be proud of. 🇺🇸 GOD BLESS AMERICA. GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS.

life before and after discovering memecoins

Who said you can’t buy friends? 🐧

mood

went to the ritz, seagull shat on my face