Lost a top for 1 month then I found it in my chest of draws from that one time I was being organised and didn’t use my floordrobe

Do you ever watch a film and wish that the women in it had more — I don’t know… autonomy… character development… LINES? Alison Bechdel (creator of Fun Home) did too. So, she made the Bechdel test (thread):

pay close attention to who checks up on you and who doesn’t.

My 14 year old sister just said ‘I can’t wait for results day, it’s like opening presents!’ It’s not your results. We aren’t speaking anymore......

I just went to a barn dance at a festival and it was hands down the most beautifully chaotic event I have ever attended. 10/10 would recommend

Padstow ➡️ Rock ➡️ Launceston ➡️ Bude ➡️ Bideford ➡️ Barnstaple ➡️ Bristol ➡️ Gloucester ➡️ Tamworth Can we get it to Aberdeenshire in time for Thursday morning? Follow the pasty’s journey live: bbc.co.uk/radio1 #PassThePasty

There is a t-shirt and a padlock in my bed, neither of which belong to me and the girl above me is eating crisps very loudly for 00:30. I do love hostel life

My sister full on moved into my bedroom so my cat weed on my bed to stop people from touching my stuff. Who said cats aren’t loyal? 🤷🏼‍♀️

My favourite part of Christmas this year has been spying on what everyone’s living rooms and kitchen tables look like I’m too nosey for my own good

Something that I have learned while travelling is that is seems the only people who watch This Country are from the West Country....

So far, travelling has taught me that Bristol is further south than i thought and that the Australians did so so much for WW1 what I didn’t know about

Roses are red Poems cause boredom You won, Jane. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely, so you could have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons on grace and decorum

I’m 20 minutes into abducted in plain sight and I’m actually baffled.