Mori baby, yous a charmer.

@fickleKitsune Cyra Coronis Laadies, I'll just find my room myself!

@fickleKitsune Cyra Coronis *indignanly looks at her* I wouldn't ruin anything, I know how they work.

@fickleKitsune Not at alk, my lady. *grins back*

@fickleKitsune Cyra Coronis Awwwlright! I'm faaamished. Where's the foods at?

*looks for something to work on, feeling restless and uneasy*

SMG Gun???? MORE LIKE SMG FUUUUN!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, dat gurrrl got stacks n' stacks n' stacks n' stacks!

TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP??!?!?!?!

@di_turian Sassy Rook My prettttttieees <3 I laaab you tooo~

@di_turian Sassy Rook Jo has one HELL of a mother humpin day, bby.

@di_turian// I'll go online, babes.

ARE YOU READY FOR A MOTHER HUMPIN' CHRISTMAS PARRRRRTAAAY

You diffused Rooks Proximity mine?! YOU GOT SKILLZZZZZ. TO PAY DA BILLLLLLS.

@di_turian *grabs the slipper and runs off, mentally making notes for a homing device to install*

I should go: new code word for ‘I need to masturbate really badly’.

TUMBLR, STAHP MAKING ME WANT TO WATCH THE HOBBBIT. #ALLOFTHESLASH #BOOM #OVARIES #GONE

@EvilRedHeavy Adam Walker I'll saaaave you, baby!

I’m not really one who is impressed by chests alone. Otherwise, I’d be all over Technomancer Jo.

Nyreeeeeeen~ my booooday is ready.