Real hostile vibes from the patrons in the whataburger on Mesa rn I might have to turn this whole place upside down

Keep it real n im a do the same Laughed when a opp died n went on with my day

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I’m a start making Ashton hall videos like a fucking dickhead

Leave Carita alone he’ll be fine

Women in general have elite peripheral vision but decide not to use it when they drive it’s truly an amazing thing

Stros are cancelled till further notice

Juan Soto is a disgrace and he’s cancelled forever

You know bro honrunpich. Three time. Honrunpich honrunpich and honrunpich

Leaving the Sunny’s off a tall couple glasses of Sapporo and a copious amount of nigiri fuller than a damn tick

At the chihuahuas game off a couple Stella’s with a lower decker in ready to play 3rd base if they need me to

Books called, he answered. Truly disturbing

I look like I play 1st base for the washington nationals

All star break… free from the dark and twisted world of prop betting for four days

Nick Kurtz is a fucking dog

I’m a get up with the dairy manager at Albertsons on Mesa fr mf stay having these bullshit expiration dates on milk fuckin ten days out n shit tf is that

The bros don’t even send slips before the games anymore just a shh emoji or the willem dafoe gif after one hits smfh we all at odds with each other at this point

If Vladdy goes yard again today I’m going to throw up

El Paso stand up what a dog