My exgf loved whippits. id come home from work and ask what she did today, and she would sort of trail off abt something. Then I would take out the trash and hear hundreds of the little metal cannisters tinkling lol.

Ive started night fishing at this manmade lake in the city. I love it. Everytime I catch a fish its so disorienting bc the quiet solitude is suddenly broken by the arrival of this odd creature who couldnt possibly understand why Ive brought him here. What must they think of us?

Utterly bizarre that CNN is now claiming Crooks fired 8x. CNN has also reported audio analysis indicated 3 weapons were fired (first 3x = weapon A, next 5x = weapon B, final shot that killed Crooks = weapon C). Unless Crooks had two guns this doesnt square.

The phrase "white-knuckling" had a meteoric rise in usage, only to be instantly replaced by "raw dogging".

Smelling these is like a madeleine soaked in tea, except its salmon eggs soaked in pink shrimp flavoring.

This is on purpose, right?

I ask my friend if he wants to go try worm grunting. He agrees, but insists on picking me up. He pulls up in a Hellcat. He says his new job lets him rent whatever car he wants. We speed off while he blasts "baby birch" by joanna newsome. Our first attempts at grunting failed.

Guy at the bar screaming at his friend abt a break up: "im not a psycho but shes making me feel like a PSYCHO!" Everyone stops to look at him. "Dude I had to sell my gameboy advanced! No, i mean my gameboy color, but still."

I can't unsee it

Emmet gowin

My friend watched a bunch of youtube videos on how to pick the best watermelon at the grocery store. Then she went to the grocery store and picked the absolute best watermelon, first try.

Great example of why you should be highly skeptical of anyone who claims to be an "expert". They are morons until proven otherwise.

A mere 20,000 years ago the spot my house is in was covered by a glacier. Sadly due to human activity all that remains is a verdant forest filled with wild life.

The replies to this are amazing. After years of catering to the lowest common denominator lefty, Slate now has an audience that is unable to understand irony.

Mike Higgins Joe Marrone "Pay them their wages each day before sunset, because they are poor and are counting on it. Otherwise they may cry to the Lord against you, and you will be guilty of sin." Deuteronomy 24:15

the sentence "dermal ridges cant be faked" is the bigfoot truther version of "jet fuel cant melt steel beams". So word of advice to anyone trying to mainstream ur pet theory: compactify ur single best piece of evidence into a line of trochaic tetrameter.

Been awhile since ive seen such an honest to goodness beehive

I have been obsessively pursuing an albino catfish that lives in carnegie lake. Saw some guy catch it the other day. He shrugged while I took a photo then tossed it back in. What even do i have left to live for?