Did it just stutter? We’re cooked.

I am convinced that my entire generation needs to watch this video

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Lfg STL

I don’t know how y’all do that 9-5 shit

Doesn’t get much more authentic than this.

me when my friend is explaining the rules of the board game

Me to my wife:

Call her chairman mao the way she bounced on zedong

I VANT TO VINGER UR VUSSY BLEH BLEH B-BLEH 🧛🏽‍♂️

The world is healing

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

Why didn’t anyone tell me 50mg was too much? She’s dead, man. She’s fucking dead. It was like a fire hose. It wouldn't stop. The coroner called it death by drowning. I'm going to fucking jail, man.

This is a random dog I saw at the park the first time I did acid

My wife woke up yesterday jumping from excitement She just received a job offer from Google "Babe, they want to pay me $300k, $100k base plus $200k in stock options" she said I sat down and held her hand "Sweetheart, that means they are offering you just $100k" "No look, it