Just remembered the time codonas made one of our group bowl in a different lane because he was the only non student

My death row meal would be a 12” donner calzone and 2x pink ladies out the fridge

Tried to shave my beard

Those ice cube cocktails are such a bump 😡😡

Belly bout to get bust bad Boston style 🇺🇸🇺🇸

2me2munch

I guarantee you can’t guess how this video ends 😮

Mcds fajita wrap 7/10

Anyone dropping off strawberry quick?? 💵💵💵

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

It’s 2024 why are microwaves being manufactured with insufficient internal height for a pouch of rice?

If Rishi wants to stay in power he needs to make paper-cuts illegal

“Aim for the bushes” 😭😭😭

I miss Twitter

Free ticket slam arches Glasgow tonight ✌️

Hell yeah I can beat match

I want standard packing on juice cans, not for a curb on consumption, but to stop a waste of artistry

Selling a ticket for Doof in the Park next weekend. Looking for £75 🕺

Rest in piss Ian Waskins