When I bring up an issue or concern, now you wanna bring up every issue you have with me instead of listening

this counts as a body btw

He has a sense of humour & His math is not your math but it be mathing!

When dudes be like "I'm him" this is exactly what comes to mind

am i standing on business or is it standing on me???

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens

𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘! 🥎 EKU Softball's Maddi Rutan helped EKU to its first 4-0 start since 2003 as she recorded the second perfect game in program history! Rutan was nominated for #ASUNSB Pitcher of the Week! 💯 #ASUNBuilt | #GoBigE

listen the first time God tells you something.

me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens

Me changing their contact name after they make me mad

Hey SportsCenter, you up? 🫨 Madison Scott ESPNAssignmentDesk #SCTop10

Colonels take down the Cardinals! 🥎👏 EKU Softball takes down ACC foe Louisville in Tuesday night #ASUNSB action! 💯 #ASUNBuilt | #GoBigE

Play that theme music 🎵 Madison Scott checks in at #9 on SportsCenter Top 10! #GoBigE

🥎🏆𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐬🥎🏆 EKU Softball claims the 2024 #ASUNSB Regular Season title! 💯👏 #ASUNBuilt | #GoBigE

Ok I’m done with outside

type of vibe i’m on

OH SHE'S SO REAL FOR THAT😭🥹