We have successful in electing our 113th Godol, Jacob Rides Stick Rybkin.

We were successful in election our 113th Aleph Sgan, Anthony Jew-ish Ghishan.

Your new 113th Aleph Moreh, Daniel Baked Elk.

Your new 113th MAzkir, Asher Challah Coleman.

Your new 113th Aleph Gizbor, Ari Gelly Guelman.

Your new 113th Shlichim, Nathan Diabetic Reznick and Sammy Anorexic Choslovsky.

Your new 113th Aleph Shomer, Edo Thugshake Haviv.

Your new 113th Aleph Historian Shotare, Ilan Dreadhead Vinogradsky.

Your new 113th Aleph MAgniv, George MIA Tulman.

Your new 113th Aleph Kohen Godol, Ilan 6’2” Feminist Vinogradsky.

MACHAR ELECTIONS ARE UNDERWAY AND WE HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN THE ELECTION OF THE CHAPTER ALEPH BUTTSCRATCHER 🔥🔥🔥

After an extremely hasty first election, I am proud to announce that Daniel (Puce) Elk will be our 114th Term Aleph Godol

After yet another hasty election, MAchar has been successful in electing our 114th Aleph S’gan, Ari (Juan Sanchez Sebastian Romero de la Cruz) Guelman

Holy speedy elections! Aleph Moreh has been elected as the one and only Edo (Web of Connections of People) Haviv

MAchar AZA has its 114th term MAzkir, Cayden (Kama Sutra Fanatic) Shumelli

MAchar has elected its 114th term gizbor, Ian (Nepo Baby) Krapivner

MAchar has elected its 114th Aleph Shomer, Sammy Choslavsky

SHLIACH SHLIACH SHLIACH ROBBIE FELDMAN

BUBELEH SIMON POLONSKY IS OUR ALEPH MAGNIV 🔥🔥

We have now elected Kohen Godol Jacob Micro Outreach Rybkin by unanimous decision