Any degens finna be in Miami in July?

Ok but we all agree ST s4 could have been entirely Chrissy and Eddie’s romance and we all would have be fine w it yah?

Subway intercom from city -> queens: be safe 💖 keep your belongings with you 🤗 Queens -> city: we can and will go through all your shit you fucking drug dealer 😡👮🏻‍♂️

Did you rug a lot of ppl or did u manage numerous sold out projects?

My boomer parents are the biggest iPad kids

Anyone want a ticket(s) to see Marc Rebillet @ red rocks Oct 30?

If I ever suddenly stop existing Uber Eats will be the first to know bc they will miss my 20 orders/week.

Yt ppl will really mix 2 foods that have no business being together and call it dinner

To me, the most interesting thing about Andrew tate is that he’s bald with baby face and abs. Like pick a lane🚦

My 🧠: I’ll keep this chapstick in my pocket incase my lips get chapped… or I need to leave a dna trail for detectives 👀🕵️

Paid off student loan and HOLY FUCK it feels good

being honest is more fun than lying bc ppl rlly don’t be knowing wat to do with the truth

No One: My brain every time I open the Google homepage today:

Thank You sierra renee for these custom AI creations!! 🖤 added to my website laynetheliaison.com/services as beautiful visuals for my psychic medium readings 🕊️Sierra was wonderful to work with! 10/10 recommend 🌟

Travis Kelce looks like he’s straight out of Super Troopers

He always driving me places n bringing me food. Saved the contact info as Uber eats.

Me: so how was ur weekend? Everyone: