Love the way my vagina sometimes farts during sex.

Few guys hanging round tonight, it must be the scent of my unwashed vagina.

My ego is all warm & cozy tucked up in my knickers.

In my life I like to prioritise procrastination.

Thinking of surprising my vagina tonight by not playing with it.

Just coughed up a lung, will make stew with it tomorrow.

I want to Fuck your witty banter and Cum all over your TL.

Just because I am laughing along with you, it does not mean I don't want to rip your face off sometimes.

My belly is full and all loved up, let me release some white doves & butterflies.

I need to tend to some personal grooming, I have reached critical levels.

I think my problems began, back when I was born.

My tits are annoying me today, you men just don't get tit.

Pulling away from him, I slid my hands into his boxer shorts, and realised that this was just another cock n bull story.

BTW my vagina tastes better then yours, but hey don't feel too bad about it.

Have got the munchies, does anyone have something I can munch on?

Putting some of my hairs on the cat, just to even things out.

Putting knickers on, keep sticking to the sofa.

It always goes down well, the fact that I have no gag reflex.

I want to go fuck myself.

My vagina makes a great last minute gift idea.