Talking to a zoologist who works with birds & asking how much of a poem I could teach a bird. My sister in law asks about how many words they can comprehend and I clarify that I do not need the bird to understand the poem. He did not give me a clear answer and I will follow up

The monarchist subreddit's vibe is that the queen was wrong for protecting Andrew but she's gone now so we can't think about that and that Charlie is doing everything to correct her mistake and hold his brother accountable so no institutional changes need to be made

They should make a restaurant where they give you the broth and you can add your own stuff...hot pot. I just invented hot pot

Explained something to a coworker today that she tried and failed to get ChatGPT to explain and I've only drank coffee and one can of La Croix all day

Kill wind, fuck snow, marry rain

“What is the charge?! Eating a meal?! A succulent Brazilian meal?! Ooh, that's a nice headlock, sir. Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well.”

Just sending this to my coworker who asked me if I wanted her to ask ChatGPT what the ingredients were for a can pf energy drink that was in my hand

Ranted to my partner about how the Star Trek we watched was unrealistic because the great man theory of history is fundamentally flawed if you were wondering just how annoying I can be

Happy Mardi Gras to this icon

Starting a go fund me to destroy every single Juniperus ashei tree on the planet

When I say I'll be able to walk to work at my new job people usually just sigh happily. The people yearn for walkable cities

Our tax person said "first off I want to commend you on how prepared you are and how good your documentation is"

Annual reminder that international men's day is November 19th so when you're shitty cousin or coworker is like "but what about men when's international men's day there's not a men's day when's men's day what about men" you can say November 19. As a bonus it really annoys them

Honestly it's still as bad two years later and the place that moved in there sucks which just makes it worse

Going to start telling Americans that in Australia we don't have otters and bears we have this thing that's like kind of both and kind of in between

Had the boys at the bar so engaged as I informed them about getting library cards at various California libraries

Very excited for this but can they release a cut with the brightness turned up?