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baboon wife

@14myards

how many tears in a bottle of gin. she/her

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calendar_today10-12-2008 00:58:19

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Talking to a zoologist who works with birds & asking how much of a poem I could teach a bird. My sister in law asks about how many words they can comprehend and I clarify that I do not need the bird to understand the poem. He did not give me a clear answer and I will follow up

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The monarchist subreddit's vibe is that the queen was wrong for protecting Andrew but she's gone now so we can't think about that and that Charlie is doing everything to correct her mistake and hold his brother accountable so no institutional changes need to be made

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They should make a restaurant where they give you the broth and you can add your own stuff...hot pot. I just invented hot pot

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Explained something to a coworker today that she tried and failed to get ChatGPT to explain and I've only drank coffee and one can of La Croix all day

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“What is the charge?! Eating a meal?! A succulent Brazilian meal?! Ooh, that's a nice headlock, sir. Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well.”

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Just sending this to my coworker who asked me if I wanted her to ask ChatGPT what the ingredients were for a can pf energy drink that was in my hand

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Ranted to my partner about how the Star Trek we watched was unrealistic because the great man theory of history is fundamentally flawed if you were wondering just how annoying I can be

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When I say I'll be able to walk to work at my new job people usually just sigh happily. The people yearn for walkable cities

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Annual reminder that international men's day is November 19th so when you're shitty cousin or coworker is like "but what about men when's international men's day there's not a men's day when's men's day what about men" you can say November 19. As a bonus it really annoys them

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Going to start telling Americans that in Australia we don't have otters and bears we have this thing that's like kind of both and kind of in between