“Can’t decide whether to get takeaway tonight or just have something in”. “Have you rang Sir Alex?”

EXCLUSIVE🚨 Newcastle United are preparing a sensational £4.5m bid for Sunderland defender Dan Ballard. The 26-year-old defender would be seen as short-term backup to cover the injuries to Fabian Schär and Dan Burn. Ballard WOULD be interested in making the switch.

Sean Astley, the city needs you again.

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First Champions League goal for Yoane Wissa 🇨🇩⚽ #UCL

Champions League away day in France you say?

yes

Bruh who the Fck is that 😂‼️

Legend 😂 #bcafc

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How the fuck is the heckler being made out to be the bad guy here what the fuck is wrong with this country

The Reform policy platform is entirely comprised of 'back in my day' boomerslop

Away end scenes for JJ's winner 💯

YES LADS!

Sir, your bins are not being collected until September.

Desmond 2:2

Oli My favourite one ...

this is what it feels like when a man has a cold