friendly reminder that before it was ICE, it was the cops. and the cops are still doing it.

This picture of the Attorney General ignoring the victims of abuse while lying to protect the wealthy, powerful men who abused them, is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

I can’t stress this enough. GET OUT OF YOUR HOMETOWN. Even if it’s not forever. Move. Travel. See the world. There is more to life than the same 10 people and the same 2 bars.

Hey um...THIS IS VERY ALARMING Y'ALL. This is voter suppression !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do not let the government fool you. they absolutely do owe you functioning systems, they owe you clean water, they owe you access to housing, they owe you opportunities to work, they owe you dignity. that’s within their constitutional mandate, that’s their purpose and their duty.

It’s not the IDs It’s the cost & specificity of IDs required It’s a poll tax A birth certificate costs min $45 Passports are $150 Money that could go toward bills If they wanted to help 🇺🇸 vote They’d give out free IDs UnAmerican Save Act is taxation w/o representation

i should’ve asked my parents to buy me a house in 2006 instead of asking for a club penguin membership

“I hate Valentine’s Day because I’m single, it’s so commercialized, blah blah blah” Skill issue. Celebrate your friends. Bring your coworkers treats. Call your mom. Cook for yourself. Quit undervaluing platonic love and then wondering why you don’t have more of it in your life.

me: “i need to go out more” also me every time i’m free:

you've encountered the Money Cat, don't IGNORE it

Sold 💯

Americans realizing they can go to prison for criticizing ICE but every pedophile in the Epstein files is still free

Wow it sure isn’t dystopian and scary at all the government wants a list of everyone who’s criticized them online. That’s definitely very patriotic and free speech of them

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

“what will cure all your problems?” me:

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

If you don’t let little things excite you, you might never be happy.

unusual_whales US COMPANIES???? IVE BEEN PAYING TRIPLE THE PRICE FOR MY GROCERIES FOR THE LAST YEAR AND YOURE GOING TO GIVE REFUNDS TO THE COMPANIES THAT PRICE GOUGED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE?? It's time for revolution.

MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD COVER RENT, FOOD, HEALTHCARE, AND TRANSPORTATION. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S NOT A LIVING WAGE.

Our tax dollars paid for the FBI Director to fly to Italy on a private jet, attend the Gold Medal hockey match, and drink and celebrate with the team after the game. But we’re told the real waste of money is moms buying cookies for their kids with SNAP.