I said this once and I'll say it again: if you support Rick x Morty, don't even bother following me. #mortyandjessica4ever

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!

I'm never gonna die!!!

I don't even know who I'm following like who are you guys.

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

They tell me I gotta go to summer school. What are your plans this summer ? )-:

Hello everyone. My phone was lost in space and time for a bit, but I'm back.

「 ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ'ˢ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ᵈᶤᵉˑ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵀᵛˑ 」 > not new to rp. > #rickandmortyrp > #mvrp > ic tweets. some para

Oh, Morty, take a deep breath. Breathe that fresh air in, Morty. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of adventure, Morty.

Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen. Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen...

It's 3 am why is my phone buzzing.

Oh

I'll redo this: like and I'll tweet what I think about your Twitter.

Rick Sanchez died in Infinity War

"Holy cow, Rick! I didn't know hangin' out with you was making me smarter!" "Full disclosure, Morty: it's not."

Screw you, Rick! I'll purge you, you old rickety piece of crap!

Bunch of notifications and none of the were even about ME