life is so fragile. be kind, be present 😔

a private relationship with a splash of random flexing

THEY WANT US TO STAY INSIDE ANOTHER 30 DAYS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS WONT STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GOING PLACES. STAY THE FUCK INSIDE.

I may be going psycho but at least I’m contributing to flattening the curve

“How are you doing?” Me:

I’m sorry but if you’re posting your senior photos from 4 years ago to “support” the class of 2020, you probably peaked in high school

People love to argue and hate to listen.

Don’t fight hate with hate. Take action but do it with love.

of course i smell like weed mom i’m high as fuck

life is so much better when nobody knows what you’re up to

Me supervising my future children’s parties

Who tf did we think we were eating edibles at school ?!?!?!😂😂

Toxic trait: going too hard on the chips and salsa before my food arrives

upstate New York has gotta be some of the most beautiful country to ever exist

I’ll say Albany, I never expected that to be the most fun show of my whole life Thank you so damn much The kindness I’ve found on the road is a kindness I’ll never find again I love you guys