when the exam is so hard you’re learning new things by reading the questions

“metalheads are actually some of the nicest people youll meet” LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

Good thing Congress isn't alive to see this.

Seriously. I can’t tell if we’ve destroyed Iran. Or they’re having a successful counter attack. None of it in chronological order. Half the For You tweets about it from random aggregator accounts trying to make $4. None of it verified. Add in grok + AI slop. Shit show.

Like getting the Forest job this.

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We should probably stop putting people who are preparing for the rapture in charge of anything

the brain of someone raised on Jerry Bruckheimer films, the Book Of Revelations & Bang Bus videos, pickled in Everclear x.com/Acyn/status/20…

is that… Luis Suarez?

I have no idea how big a medium shirt should be anymore. Could mean anything

As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid

Not to brag but Claude thinks my questions are sharp and get to the heart of the topic

The winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize is threatening Iran's National Soccer Team ahead of the FIFA World Cup.

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

The Thing (1982) recreated with Pingu. A crossover that never stops being funny.

It’s the NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANISATION, not the MIDDLE EAST CLUSTERFUCK HELP HOTLINE.

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

Tough camera angle.

Awww. Did you make a little AI picture of a lion with a country’s flag on it? A big lion with massive paws going rrrrraaaawwrrr? And is the country big and fearsome like a lion? Is it going rrrrraaawwrrr at the bad countries? That’s very good. Well done.