.Stephanie Miller: Didn't Malcolm Nance always say that RICO charges are the way to go, like any other mobster? Rico... Suave... @RadioGuyChris & Travis Bone: No! No-no-no! SM: Sean do it. TB: Sean, do not! Sean, I see you! CL: I don't think Sean knows the song Rico Suave.

.Stephanie Miller: I left my old nose in Chicago. @RadioGuyChris: On Wacker.

.Stephanie Miller: I always need a glass of water after listening to Sean Comiskey, the driest voice and sense of humor in the world.

.Stephanie Miller: We're going to have barbecues for the 4th of July *if you don't be maskholes and covidiots.* I'm still working on my mad mom voice. *Don't make me pull this country over.*

.Stephanie Miller: We've grabbed more of the dog demo. We had been gabbing more of the pussy demo, but now that Chris isn't here with his cat this week, our cat demo has probably dropped off of the face of the earth.

.Stephanie Miller: Sean Comiskey, that is a good suggestion. I am going to write a rebuttal Wall Street op ed entitled, 'Bitch Please.' Jody Hamilton: And that's the title, beginning, body, and end of it. Just that.

.Travis Bone: San Diego Pride is mid-July. I feel like that's going to be the epicenter of everything. The Rude Pundit: There won't even be pants. @RadioGuyChris: When have there been pants at San Diego Pride? Rude: There won't even be ass-less chaps.

.Stephanie Miller: How can anyone take Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham in a boat seriously? Everyone's like, wow, this season of Lost is really bad.

.Stephanie Miller: This is the "Nein Nein Nein to Undo Fascism" program of the Biden administration. Nein to everything fascist. @RadioGuyChris: Boy. That's the most ironic thing that's ever been done on this program.

.Stephanie Miller: Ah the smell of schadenfreude in the morning. @RadioGuyChris: And bourbon.

.Stephanie Miller: The GOP, I don't know. They've turned against baseball, and big businesses. Come on! Some apple pie company and a hotdog company have to come out against voter suppression. Then we can actually do an ad that the GOP is against baseball, apple pie and hotdogs.

.Stephanie Miller: The Trump org has hired a criminal defense lawyer, I think that is wise. Ronald Fischetti is 84. But he is the former partner of the guy who is now prosecuting Trump @RadioGuyChris: Gram-pa SM: Matlock's not real. Is that where you got your defense information?

.Stephanie Miller: We also know that rich, entitled white guys like Matt Gaets are the real head of the snowflakes industrial complex. The Rude Pundit: Giant head.

.Carlos Alazraqui: Humbug. It's sentimental hogwash. People dying. George Bailey getting a vaccine, what a wussy. Stephanie Miller: Everytime someone gets a vaccine, an angel gets its wings. ✨bling✨ Carlos: That's right Clarence.

.Stephanie Miller:Dr. Stella Emanuel. She claims women were getting sick from having sex with demons. She also demanded Dr. Fauci provide a sample of his urine. I forgot about that because the demon sex kind of distracted me. Karl Frisch: She was, and is, the hydroxychloroqueen.

.Stephanie Miller: Stop saying perineum.

.Stephanie Miller, to The Rude Pundit: Ahhh! Ohhh! I mean after that Psaki bomb after your piece, ohhh! @RadioGuyChris: You'll need a cigarette after that. SM: I'm going to start smoking just for this, then quit right after hat.

.Stephanie Miller: Doesn't it feel like we dragged some 2020 in on our shoe? @RadioGuyChris: That last part just needs some 409 to clean it up. SM: A little Your. We've got plenty of Lysol.

.Stephanie Miller: A ten story, 23 ton piece of Chinese rocket will crash into the earth this weekend, and no one knows where. That's the key difference with Biden being in office. Like with Trump, we'd be like, oh I hope so. NOW I want to live. I want to have sex again.

.Stephanie Miller: Will he be in an orange jumpsuit when he testifies about January 6? A Georgia jumpsuit or a NY jumpsuit? Does he wear the one jumpsuit over the other jumpsuit if he's convicted in Georgia and NY? Is one orange and one striped? Which one do you put on first?