Time to make twitter a kinder and gentler place.

I'm going to keek a touchdown for my Mudderland.

Is that an American truck and American weapons used to #trophyhunt in #Afghanistan?

Wish Flex Seal could stop anxiety leaks.

U.S. comes up with new policy to get migrants to turn around and go home at southern border. Will have the singing group ABBA performing daily at border.

4 Preying Mantis egg sacks in bushes in front of apartment. Each sack can hatch 200 babies.

Shouldn't we be smelling butts when we meet somebody new like dogs do.

Most of the time. Social Media is just one huge anal gland infection.

4 years 7 months. Drug free, alcohol free.

As the immigrants at the southern border say. "We don't need no stinking vaccine".

Time to activate Romulan cloaking device of invisibility.

Gonna poon my harpoon.

Been in TBI rehab after falling off shelter roof on my head. It took 20 minutes to type this.

This ismt gonnna end welll.

CT scann shuewdd damaged area of brain is healinng itseelf.

Ain't it a bitchh when dem chickerns come home to roost. Typing still a chaallenge.

This brain injuryy is my Karma for talkingg my mom into gettinng useless surgeries when she had cancer to selfishly try to extend my time with her.

First day walkking witjout using a cane since TBI, woo hoo.