You always need to take the Eurosport programme listings with a pinch of salt

We've just danced to Little Richard's Tutti Frutti - the greatest song ever written as any fule kno - and it was frankly disconcerting to see the paramedics checking their kit. Rude.

19th August and I've just seen my first advert for Christmas parties.

Happy 47th birthday to this brilliant, dirty bastard of a debut album. I didn't hear it until 1979 in the wake of my obsession with Overkill, and by then you could only buy the white vinyl reissue. In 20 years of record dealing I never saw a silver and black 1st pressing. ♠️♠️♠️

"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

Four, count 'em, FOUR Thurstons Brewery pumps primed and ready to go at The Crown for a rainy Bank Holiday weekend. And as if that wasn't enough, we also have our two favourite CAMRA Champion guest beers as well. You lucky people 🍺 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

Thank you Sven 😪

The sobering reality that only 11 of the 34 grassroots music venues that @Oasis played on their first tour still exist today. Gone are 23 spaces that took a punt on a new band from #Manchester who would become one of the most iconic in British music history. #Oasis #LiveMusic

Gardeners. Can you please help identify this fast-growing ground cover plant? The leaves are approx 2" long and 1" wide. Thank you.

Confirmation that banning smoking outside pubs would have one huge public benefit.

I literally couldn't love Johnny Marr any more

A great punt at 30/1. Thanks for the tip-off Ivan.

It's now official Karl "The Puffin Wrangler"Graves ✌️🍺🍺🍺✌️

Got my letter printed in the new When Saturday Comes. Fame and riches surely beckon. ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Cliff Richard in 1979 there, looking great despite his end of the pier printed T shirt and EMI belt buckle #TOTP

What's the worst film you've ever seen and why was it Starship Troopers? 📽🎬

Steven Wilson - Sleep Together

I look at the Auschwitz Memorial posts every day. This one has upset me deeply. Poor little Günther. Say his name out loud - Günther Willi Aron. This is where the rhetoric of division and hate eventually ends: a little boy murdered aged just 6 years old for not being "one of us."

Summer's having a late flourish and my hardy perennial fuschia's *finally* thinking about blooming. And about time too 🌺🌺🌺

What a handover. 🔥 After 30 minutes of Farage being Farage on LBC, James O'Brien opens with a blistering reality check.