Don't think about it!

"Mr. Smith?" "Uh, JUST MASTURBATING!"

Grass... tastes bad.

It's like if the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words about Jews.

long live the king.

Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet store motherfucker.

Or is it just a lie we tell ourselves because we're afraid of dying alone? Because that's exactly how we all die. Alone.

“you're all fucking annoying.” - 4+ years of experience - not new to character - lewd/non - secretly cares

Don't say I never gave you anything.

did you know? When Spike surveys his domain, he likes to sit like a people.

i can be your angle.... or yuor devil

possession

their hands ;;

Holy shit.

There was a new Rick and Morty last night. There are new Pocket Mortys assets today. I'm sure there's a correlation there.

Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet store motherfucker.

rp is currently open, just pm me

Rick, you psycho bag of squanch!