10/10 5 stars ragdoll is the best reason to play the Minority Report game

10/10 5 stars Ragdoll physics is God’s gift to the masses.

Welcome, Billy To Cloneasaurus Park Fair warning I have spared quite a lot of expense.

10/10 5 stars Beware the rains, boy, as I've made the fences from plaster and chicken wire Oh ho ho

10/10 5 stars Or don't In fact, hop out I am recording this, and we'll put a dope beat over the footage so it looks like you're dancing Do it for the Vine, Billy

What if Amelia Earheart came back today, and said "I didn't get eaten by any crabs, I sacrificed Fred Noonan to them to gain their secret to immortal life, and have been living among them for all these years and I return to you now, at the turn of the tide"

My favorite part about RE5 is that Wesker fights like he's in a spectacle fighter, and then he gets mad and starts button mashing

I just think it's rude that he demands me to call him Ishmael, and yet he never asks me for my name Fishmael

DAMN IT, DAD!!! NEW YEAR'S EVE AND YOU PULL THIS FISHY SHIT, DAD?!?!?! TALK NOT TO ME OF BLASHEMY, DAD!!! I'D STRIKE THE SUN IF IT INSULTED ME, DAD!!! SAIL FORBIDDEN SEAS AND LAND ON BARBAROUS COASTS, DAD!!! Nice!

10/10 5 stars Give us the straight dope Dishmael

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Fetusberry Crunch 10/10 5 stars I read this once and it already has a song in my head. With a millennial whoop.

10/10 5 stars I was listening to that fool prattle on, and I thought, "hey, he sounds like my best friend 100PercentAPlus, except without any real bass in his voice and a bit of a speech impediment"

Hello My name is Jane Austen Allow me to introduce to you the best woman in the world Elizabeth

Hello My name is Leo ToyStory Allow me to introduce you to the worst man in the world Napoleon

10/10 5 stars Hello Leonardo Toy Story I am Franz Kafka Have you ever thought about things sometimes? Like what if you was awake? one morning and is a beetle for instance?

He stared into the eyes of eternity "The creature must fall" he decried "Piss" the mighty creature responded Waluigi, forever in his heart, said "I have stayed my blade long enough" "No" Toad has betrayed the concept of honor by striking first Waluigi has fallen again Nice!

10/10 5 stars "ah", he said to himself "Diogenes was right" "Plato was a dumb bitch whose name isn't real" and so he told the Emperor to fuck off and jacked off "off and off", he mused yes "such is life" nice! "bitch"

10/10 5 stars AND I DO MEAN THE MAYO TOO, DAD!!! TOAD DID THE RIGHT THING, DAD!!! HONOR IS FOR PUSSIES LIKE WALUIGI, DAD!!! DAMN IT, DAD!!! ...this took two tweets to rant. Nice!