*Selected stores, Cannock, Discovery Park, Ermont Way, and Sandy Lodge, will remain closed for the entire day. All remaining stores will commence trade from 2 pm.

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I will never know the touch of another, incorporeal as I am #PEPSI_ZERO_SUGAR

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I have seen satan(luficer) in my minds eye and translated it into our world. Reply with your middle initial to view his wretched Visage for yourself

Enjoyed a very wet panini and watched a dominatrix squeeze five people into an inflatable rubber ball. Anyway, here is today's psalm for courage and healing: genius.com/Lou-bega-mambo…

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My #CilantroLime #QdobaMasterpiece has a live grenade in it but the burrista says it adds flavor. You're not supposed to eat it but you can. I can.