Absolutely nothing. Told ya Gretchen Lynn

What makes these ads so dumb is that it's a part you can buy at literally ANY hardware store. They also never use the correct screw, ever.

Gen X kids rode their 1-speed bmx bikes 27 miles a day trying to find their friends. Max cardio powered by sugar.

There's no category for "economic migrant" when seeking asylum. Asylum from bad monetary policy isn't a thing. Just deny them all.

This is why I love working remotely for different clients. Cuts out all the small talk bullshit so I can focus on my work. If you assign me something it's getting delivered. If you're consistently late, you will lose respect all the way to zero.

Finally jumped the fence to support Elon with the blue check. Will try to start posting some good content instead of just being a reply guy.

In Vegas for AWS #reinvent2024, should be interesting to see if announcements are entirely about AI again or if anything major has been accomplished. Should at least get a good (and sweaty) keynote from Werner.

Another massive turnout at #AWSreInvent2024

Wrapped up another #AWSreInvent2024 with a final party at the Las Vegas Fairgrounds. This year featured #weezer and #zedd. Lots of good sessions, free shit and great food on someone else's tab! Now back to the real world.

Two of the funniest moments at #reinvent2024 were during a keynote when a CEO talked about using PHP and you could hear the massive room quietly laugh. Next slide was a switch to Spring Boot. Same thing during a Chalk Talk, PHP was mentioned in an architecture example and the

For my fellow engineers, how many of you can't remember large portions of your childhood? Like almost entirely a blur? I swear, having worked in software engineering for the past 15+ years I feel like my brain has had to clear whole sections of memory to make way for languages,

This is a huge problem with tech companies, including X. I found a bug earlier on X and can't find anything for reporting it. Same on Facebook - no one to be found for handling anything. Mistakes like this happen Google for Developers Google, it's just some bits. Wipe it out.

Damn it Chick-fil-A, Inc. you ruined the fries! Stopped in and my car was filled with the sweet smell of sugar and cake batter. Then tried a fry and they tasted completely different. I knew it immediately. Googled it and you did. Now the fries have some weird pea protein coating.

Coders are being replaced with AI. Learn to scavenge perhaps?

Every employer on the planet has this info already. It gets leaked all the time. It's why I basically have a lifetime subscription to credit monitoring services thanks to all the data breaches. I'm not worried. People like Warren have complained their entire careers about

LinkedIn is the worst. Nothing but "leaders" with constant victim mentality complaining about how hard it is to be them. Good reminder to check the settings and see what I can turn off so I don't have to see or hear from these people.

The "No Kings" events are largely made up of retired white women and their weak husbands. They're fear driven and some of the only people still believing the propaganda that Trump is only in office to steal their Social Security. They believe everything MSNBC says and think

Claude....DO NOT run CDK updates that will impact the database! "Got it, safely updating API...." "Deleting database...." Damnit Claude!