the more i have to write the hornier i get :<

oh shit I thought I was gardening but I was just stoned watching garden videos on YouTube. damn it this always happens

I'm so glad my cat is unemployed. I don't think I could stand to see him go to work every morning

so how do I trade commodities? cuz I definitely would have longed oil last week that's for damn sure

really stepping into my lane as a disruptor recently. I realized I'm comfortable telling people things they might not want to hear and let him go to the attachment of whether they like me or not. feels good

I thought I was getting a promotion at work and told my family that but instead I got fired. another ruggy rug rugging me boys. going to be an awkward couple weeks

I've eaten so much pizza I'm mostly mozzarella and I am not leaving my house till I can fully poop

glad I closed my short this morning! could have made more yesterday but I'm glad I got out in time

UPDATE: not broke - eating tapas

my cat is a handsome genius in his prime and that's why he's short BTC at 43 (like his papa)

I swear to God I was sitting on a bus today in a covid crawled up to me and I just slapped it away like a overcurious centipede

sick CME poster from my grandpa's time as a trader

IF I CLOSE MY EYES AND LISTEN TO PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM TALK TO THEY PETS IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY ARE WHISPERING NICE THINGS IN MY EARS AND I AM A FLOOFY ANIMAL

looking super disheveled today like a fresh fucked apple pie

I've fell off crypto because my amygdala was mad at me but I really find myself enjoying the price action recently. I feel so at ease when I'm betting on the economy crashing.

I've been diversifying my wealth into physical watercraft assets recently and the ROI is literally incalculable

It’s called the Federal Reserve, T. They’re gonna raise interest rates by almost a full point this week. It’s supposed to make our groceries cheaper or something.

N is for the way you nut at me