I need 666 minions, like seriously, lucifer decreed it! Tell them Mark Pellegrino !

I think it is time for the REAL orlando to go consume some souls

Orlando Jones, the man who lived, come to die.

I'm at 325 followers...follow me and I'll follow you back/help me and I'll help you! Thanks!!!

Why is every new notification titled with 'orlando jones followed you' no, this is not new, trust me

I seem to have exceeded 666 minions, lucifer will be happy, now while on that note, I think it is time to raise the stakes- 1k minions.

@melodia_sroo I only haveeee, 336 left to go! (i think)

Please can we all take a second to annoy @irwinraves since she refuses to let her hair get tied with 7 other people?#Orlandopocalypse

Get this Orlando to 1k minions and you shall be rewarded greatly

After 2 hours a pot was successfully shot with a potato canon

I seem to be getting closer and closer to my goal of 1k minions, will it happen? Yes.

How many Orlandos does it take to screw a lightbulb? One. There is only one Orlando, me.

Since I follow everyone back I seem to find my timeline sullied with many fan accounts of myself, for this I am grateful

If you click on my website link it will take you to great and wonderful places, what else do you expect from a webpage called destiel?

A mere 50 left, we can do this, do it for your brolandolord.

We have reached and surpassed 1k minions, now it is time to destory Misha Collins once and for all #brolandolord commands it's #brolandoarmy

Hey Jared Padalecki, if every spreadsheet looked this good, would you change your mind?

IT'S OFFICIALLY BYE FOR ME BUT GO FOLLOW MY TUMBLR YOU COOL PEOPLE destiel.cf