Tampons are taxed. Abortion is banned. IVF is under threat. Meanwhile, Viagra is covered by insurance. Priorities aren't hidden, they're legislated.

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump has united our country.” Me: “Yeah, everyone hates the motherfucker.”

NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF SHE WAS IN OFFICE

BRYCE HARPER JERSEY GIVEAWAY!! If Bryce Harper hits a home run in the home opener on Thursday against the Rangers, then I will give away one Bryce Harper jersey. How to enter: -Like this post -Re-tweet this post -You MUST be foIIowing me -Comment your size. (Unlimited entries)

Announcers for the Phillies/Rangers series: Tom McCarthy (Play-By-Play) John Kruk (Analyst)

All five current Phillies uniforms are now on display on the stadium side of the New Era Team Store at Citizens Bank Park. OnPattison

This is infuriating for some reason. It's not about the clock. But goodness gracious just put it back.

John Middleton doesn’t deserve a trophy

I want John Middleton to drown in a vat of ghost energy drink

I don’t care what anyone says but people weren’t this weird before COVID.

This has to be one of the most disrespectful quotes I’ve ever read from a team owner. A couple of napkins or something like that? Maybe do the interviews sober John and you wouldn’t sound like an asshole

CBP was built to be retro, and part of being retro means you have stuff that maybe doesn’t serve a purpose today but reminds you of a simpler time. This guy doesn’t get it, he’s ruining what makes CBP cool just to plaster more Xfinity and DraftKings ads.

Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.

replace john middleton with a women

IT'S OPENING DAY EVE | Toyota USA

This year will be Becky Lynch’s fifth consecutive match at Wrestlemania 🔥

is it just me or has cbp not felt the same since this went away...

Getting in the Opening Day spirit with our friends at Nemours Children's Health this morning ❤️

Your 2026 Philadelphia Phillies!