Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

How do I not take a snacky snack to bed 🥲 I hate being on a deficit.

THIS!!!!!

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

Counting calories really makes you realize you’ve been eating for a small family of four.

The older I get the more I love swiss cheese.

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

My heart is so so full 💕

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

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Este video de Bad Bunny vive gratis en mi mente

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

Ive never needed a vacation more than rn.. I truly hate tax season..

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when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

I wonder who God saw eating that he decided gluttony was a sin.😭😭