1-800-Choke-Dat-Hoe Bc WHAT… #LoveIslandUSA

Unfortunately yes my gf has turned me into a white girl

even my mama know i dont give a fuck

if yk you did sum & im calm asf abt it you should just leave me alone

Yall ever caught feelings for a hoe ? Man that shit CORRUPTED MEEE😭😭😭😭😭

My gf b leaving me sleep on the couch and don’t gaf

I really thought I was social til my gf and I go out and everyone literally loves her. We getting everything free stg

Cutwaters are not strong I be tipsy but never drunk

I’ll never forget that one time my pants fell in the club

My gf cooked lamb chops last night and I can’t stop thinking about them 😫😫😫

Having an extroverted gf is not for weak istg

My shoulder injury got me hating everything

cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080р

Chris Brown is lookin’ SO GOOD.

Your mom really becomes your first child as she gets older.

My girlfriend got me drinking coffee now I never liked that shit

Yall ever zone out so bad yall can’t snap outta it ???

Mannnne take them strawberry cutwaters off the shelves …. Disgusting

One thing my gf gon do is fall asleep she don’t care

Just got my ass cussed out so bad for washing my fiancée cast iron pan 😬😬