I’ve watched this probably 8 times in a row and I am crying dude

feels really great to 1) get to a score over 1 million 2) have the score be so big it breaks the UI a little bit. i dont think im gonna get to the 131k tile because you cant get anything wrong but man i am happy

pink pony club dans le flixbus... ok flixbus gay

wife: please just don’t say anything stupid me: ok [later at dinner with her coworkers] me after a lull in the conversation: roosters lowkey be waking up early as hell lol them: what me: i said roosters be waking up early

ah mais c'était cette nuit le changement d'heure..... changement d'heure en flixbus....

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

girl they literally called ur ship name the f slur in the captions get that quality control popping