boy dogs are so embarrassinnngggg!!! like why is your peepee out rn i’m trynna take a picture 😭

Me: *goes for the worst rez imaginable* The DPS I brought back: yo huge rez mercy!

i asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao

if hurting me don’t hurt you, don’t ever tell me you love me

we grown. fix y’all communication skills.

“come here” 😩😩🦋🦋🦋🦋

If my man act mean to me i just assume he hates me

Happy Father’s Day too the guy I wanna have my baby’s by

She a 10 but all she do is sleep and overthink

when i said i liked it rough i didn’t mean my entire life

badly wanna sleep for a week.

you deserve to be happy. not confused, not hurt, not stressed, just happy.

i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

Thanks Arctic Monkeys for spending 370 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/7Ln80lU…