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Used to be a teacher

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

Grown-ups in charge update: The anti-corruption minister is on trial for corruption. The homelessness minister kicked her tenants out of their house. And now the housing minister hasn't paid her stamp duty on her new home. Impressive.

Sam Bowman is a horrible little cunt

Interesting interaction with a Tommy Robinson campaigner who calls himself 'Sir Shoaib'. He tells me he can't claim benefits, because he is a recent legal migrant. But he does drive a taxpayer funded BMW.

Read my full letter here 👇

My unit investigated Paul Ovenden in 2020, and as a key figure in Labour’s BAME Staff Network, we pushed for the Forde Report into these allegations. Starmer and the media were fully aware of these messages. The greenlight on these briefings is a set up from inside Labour HQ.

This is beginning to look ridiculous. Farcical. Clownish. If the adults really are back in the room - they've got bright red noses, oversized shoes, and curly multicoloured hair. 🤡

£700mn - The amount the Tories spent on Rwanda to help stop illegal migration, which Labour branded a shocking waste of money on something that didn’t work £750mn - The amount Britain has given France to help stop illegal migration. Which is also not working, but labour back.

I hate it when a millennial couple are trying to buy a normal house on a normal street and bloody James Dyson lands his hairdryer powered helicopter right in front of them, swoops in and pays double the asking price. Let’s play a game called “what do you think seems more

This is tosh. 63% of stamp duty is paid on properties worth less than £1m.

Thinking about calling in sick to work. Will you come over and keep me company? 😅

what the fuck? 😭

Nurses practicing their TikTok hantavirus dances

It's weird, you weren't saying that at the time Will

NEW: Green Party leader Zack Polanski has tonight admitted that he failed to pay the correct council tax while living on a houseboat in east London