Hyperion would like to thank Owe Without Owe none of this would be possible.

Hi [ Zer0 ] we see you are having trouble with the local bandits. Hyperion recommends the purchase of Hyperion firearms to aid you

To all Hyperion loader bots. Both Handsome Jack and Threshers believe you to be disposable.

Hyperion wishes to unleash a bounty on a bandit who has disturbed the prison camp in the dust His name is Shooty McShootFace Bounty- $7673

Rejoice for Hyperion has gone [TWENTY] days without a robot gaining self awareness.

Hyperion wishes to remind residents of Elpis and Pandora one that the continued [ MOONSHOT BLITZ FROM HELIOS ] is no cause for alarm.

When Hyperion said that we would leave [ PANDORA ] alone, it turns out ...

Hyperion [ CONGRATULATES ]the vault hunters on there quest overthrow us. It has bought in [ CONSIDERABLE ] profits.

Hyperion wishes the children of Promethia hope that you will one day be able to afford protection from Hyperion firearms,Until then, Suck it

Hyperion wishes to remind everyone that Jack is currently hiring for the new body double job Jack has big dreams, and you have student loans

Hyperion wishes to remind everyone that the Bane is not an official Hyperion firearm.

Perhaps if everyone bought more quality Hyperion firearms, there would not be so much death and depression on the planet and it's moon Sick.

Hyperion is not responsible for any fingers, toes, or breasts added in the New-U regeneration process. Buy Hyperion

Hyperion would like to remind all New-U users that the rising price is due to the many deaths of the vault hunters!

@Phaserock Hyperion wishes to remind you that CL4P-TP units are the perfect drinking buddies, they are only a little vulgar and handle beer

To the vault hunters currently storming the Hyperion info stockade. We will eat your babies if you don't stop

@handsomelymad angel. Hyperion would like to remind you that we sell water as well! Only 50 dollars for a litre! Buy Now!

@Mechapocolypse Hyperion is sure that rp-ing mass erect is fun, but borderlands is better

The Hyperion New-U network is under maintenance, don't die until we have fixed it, you will actually die